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(The Awesomeness of all races abilities and some not so awesome) Humanitarians -Sword Specialization -5% Bonus to Spirit Humans own all of the races of the Alliance. That is why WC was against Orcs Vs. Humans. No NE's, Dwarves, or Gnomes. Just humans. That is why all other races had to learn their common language which is why humans dont have their own native language, cuz everyone else speaks thier language. Suckers... Well humans get like 6 different class you can be but who really cares about that. You can look at the character creation screen for those. Humans have the Passive skills too. We also have Human Spirit which gives us a 5% spirit bonus. For all you noobs that dont know what spirit does it helps our mana/hp regeneration rate. So if you run in a battle to try to gain your hp back we'll get ours back faster sucka! Our last one is Sword Specialization which gives us +5 to our sword skill max. So when your max skill is 150 ours is 155! Booya! Not to mention we have the sexiest females. Heightened Perception Humans have a little bit of an advantage against those pesky little rogues who like to sneak up on you. They think their soooooo sneaky being invisible but there no hiding from us Humans. We have Perceptions which we can activate to detect stealthiness around us up to 10 yards which gives us plenty of time to turn around and own you! Also detects any invisibility spells so dont try anything funny with that either. Lucky for you this spell only lasts 20 seconds and has a 3 min. cooldown time. So if your not already dead just lay back for a little while. Night Elves - Santa's Little Night Helpers -Quickness -Wisp Spirit -Nature Resistance Night Elves are the second coolest Alliance race out there because they're purple and they know it but that doesn't stop the ladies from doing their sexy stripper dance. Unfortunatly they only can choose from 5 classes. Once again I dont wanna mention them cuz thats a waste of time. They do have a native language of Darnassian which has no sense to it what so ever and is impossible to translate into english. (Believe us, we tried). NE's have their crappy passives too. Not that they really are crappy but I dont like passives but here they are anyways. Quickness lets them have whole +2% chance of dodging an attack. Ooo pretty sweet. I guess its better than 0%. Wisp Spirit is probably my least favorite skill ever because I would rather have a skill to help me live than help me get to my body faster when I do die. Wisp makes you go 25% faster than the normal ghost so when your party dies you can say biyow biotch! They also have Nature Resistance and I bet you cant guess what that does. Yep it give you +10 Nature Resistance. Wow! If you guessed right you get a cookie. NE's are kinda cool cuz when they jump they sometimes roll in the air. Thats kinda fun you do, I dont think it makes a real difference but it looks cool. Poor NE's have to start off on an island all by themselves which is why most NE's leave that island as soon as possible. Shadowmeld Now NE's Racial Ability is kinda like the one in WC3. They have Shadowmeld which will make them invisible as long as they dont move which is just like the Hide skill in WC3 except you cant make invisible walls in WoW. This skill would be good if you see a really high lvled guy coming your way and you dont wanna die. You just gotta run behind a tree or a bush and use that and they'll run right past you. Or you can use it to ambush some loser down the road. A group of NE's with 1 other Raced guy in a group and do some damage in a PvP map. Just have him standing there in the road "alone" with the others invisiblized and wait for him to get "ganked" and watch the fag get what he deserves. Dwarves - Kings of the Pygmies -Gun Specialization -Cold Resistance Dwarves have decided to name themselves because they were tired of being called: Midgets, Low Pockets, Shorties, and Pygmies. They were also tired of being pulled over on the road cuz the cops thought they were too young to drive. Stupid pigs. Dwarves are not short they are just vertically challenged and that is why they hang out with gnomes which makes them feel better. Dwarves kinda sound funny but they are buff. They pack quite a punch so dont piss off a dwarf in a bar just because when he stands up he only reaches your waist. Seriously... it hurts. Dwarves speak dwarvish which sounds kinda like this "Gro lung blunco grush peewee frido" which is not to be confused with Orcish which sounds like this "Gro lung blungo grush peewee frido" Now those lucky Dwarves get two usable Racial traits. I want two but I only get 1. Dwarves also have Frost resistance which give them........+10 Cold Resistance! woot! And gun specialization which sucks if your not a hunter or a warrior cuz other than that you dont use a gun. But it does give +5 Gun skillz. Yeah we all know this but dwarves are da pimpZ of the alliance. Their large and incharge so wheres my money biotch! Stoneform Their freakin stoneform is pretty cool. It puts those rogues and spellcaster back in their place. It makes them immune to poison, disease, and bleed. So no diseases from the mages, no poison from rogues, AND no rend from the warriors. This makes them so leet. PLUS they also gain 5% to their AC. This lasts 20 seconds with a 3 min. Cooldown but with dwarvish skillz they dont need more than 20 seconds no matter how many people they are fighting. I think its pretty obvious how this help against pvp. Suckas! Gnomes - A.K.A. Gnomer Pyles -Bonus to Intelligence -Arcane Resistance Gnomes suck thats all I have to say. Short little phuckers that think their cool with their facial hair. Get stepped on and go home. They also think theys be soo better smart den wes be cuz they have an Explosive Mind er.... Expansive. Witch gibes dem +5 Int. YAAAY I'VE GOT MAIL! Faygs! They are good engineers but their not better than goblins but they have the born talents with +15 skill from the start! Cept two things are wrong with that, if your not an engineer then its useless and two ENGINEERING SUCKS! They also have Arcane Resistance and if you red the rest of the sections you can guess what it does yourself. I hate gnomes their little, their ugly, and they smell funny. Escape Artist They get to break out of Root or snare with a 1.5 second cast time. Biotch! Orcs - The Roid Rockets -Resistance to Stun -Bonus Pet Damage -Axe Specialization In case your wonder why I named the Orcs Roid Rockets is because thier so freakin buff that they must be on freakin Roids. They are mean, vicious, and they have bad dental hygene but are the best of all the horders. These guys are the same as humans. They are the alpha race of the horde. Everyone had to learn thier crazy azz language in order to join the battle. Their kinda like the hulk only stupider and uglier. Cuz of course the Hulk is dead sexy. Orcs live in Barren lands and after that move into the Barrens where they see high lvled alliance running around wishing they could attack them. Orcs are cool but their chicks look like dudes. The cool thing about Orcs is that they have something that everyone can use and that is Hardiness which makes them 25% resistant to stun and knockovers. Dont you hate when your beating something down and you get knocked down and cant attack till you get back up? Or how bout when your casting an uber spell and you get stunned restarting the entire spell. Yeah so you can definatly use this. So it evens out from the crappy ability before. Living in these wildlands all this time has given them a good relationship with the beast around them which gave them the Command ability letts thier pets do 5% more melee damage. They also have Axe specialization so use axes as orcs. Orcs are evil so stay away. From redridge to wetlands they're a pestilence that should just be stayed away from. Or kill em all thats cool too. Blood Fury Horders have crappy skills especially thier Blood fury because it increases their strength 25% but drains 5% of their life every 3 seconds. So not only are you being beated by something now your helping them kill you? What kinda crap is this? Oh well they do what they can to survive. Taurens (Tenth Level Tauren Chieftains (**Plays Music**)) -Nature Resistance -Bonus to HP Thats a cheat in WC3 for a hidden song during the game. Taurens are just giant cows and they are huge. They use huge axes or huge hammers. They bash stuff hard and they bash them long. Theres no comparing thier smashing abilities to anything else. They are kinda like the NE's of the Horde because their people are nature lovers, tree hugers, and bear F***ers. Even though they prefer cows. They also have endurance which gives them 5% bonus to max hp. They have Cultivation for +15 to herbalist cuz they love to go pick flowers. And they have Nature Resistance. Did I mention they were like the NE's? War Stomp Have you ever been in a battle where there are like a bunch of guys around you all pummeling and you need to do something about it? Well warstomp will stun em all. The only bad thing is it only is a 2 second stun and thers a 2 min cooldown but it could be the deciding factor in whether you die or live in a battle. Imagine fighting 5 guys and you kill 4 of them and now its just you and that last guy. Throughout the battle they have taken most of your life but your still fighting on. You have about 2/10 of your life left (just remember if you dont understand the 2/10 part its because 5/4 of americans dont understand fractions) and he has full life. You're pumelling him and he's losing life fast but your slowly getting weaker. You look at your life and you have around 50hp left and he's doing 25 each hit. He has about 2 hits on him and you know your not gonna make it. Then you get an idea and with a wild rage you slam your hoof against the ground with all your might stunning him allowing you to get that extra hit on him and killing him. That was close. Zoid Rockets -Regeneration -Throwing Specialization Trolls are pathetic, all they are are Orcs that were scared to take the steroids. But for those of you who know the side effects of steroids you know that Trolls are hung like a moose because of their lack of roid usage. Trolls also have a sort of Blood Fury but theirs are even worse. You know that cool enchant to make your sword glow red? Thats beastslaying and they have a permanent +5 bonus except their weapons dont glow red. Darn! I know I want thier whole body to glow red. That would be freakin awesome. They also have Knife throwing ability which is another +5 to their skills. Its cool cuz they all start out with throwing knives so its helpful in the begining to be able to pull for free. Their da PimpZ of the horde because of the size of their **Parental Control Censor** and i mean its huge! I would know its models after me ;) They do have Regeneration which might help. This gives them a 10% regen which also give the 10% during battle too so it might help a little bit but not really. Rage It gives them +25% to their melee/spellcasting attack speed but they can only use it when they have around 20% of their life left so by the time they have that little 25% wont help them worth crap because before it even takes effect your already dead. Piece of craaaaaap. Undead - The Necropheliac's Dream -Cannibalism -Underwater Breathing -Shadow Resistance Ok dont get the Undead confused with the Scourge which is what a lot of people do. The Scourge are mindless beast who just do what thier told. The undead have been saved from the Scourge and spend lots of time fighting the Scourge as well. Their undead sure but they got freelings too. All this time in the ground and on the ground and being stepped on the ground and being put back together has left them very weak so they dont make the best warriors. Weak and slow are worthless but they do have the dark magic on their side and they make awesome spellcasters. They also have Underwater Breating which is soooooo awesome. This give them 4x the breathing power as normal person. So lets say your in a heated battle! Warrior vs Warrior! You notice that your not exactly winning so what do you do? You jump in the water and start swimming down. Now you turn around and fight him. Your fighting, fighting and all of a sudden the other guys face starts turning blue. This allows you to have the control. He has to swim up for air soon or he'll die. Better yet he might not make it up in time and start losing a significant ammount of life giving you a huge advantage. You kill him and now your pretty weak and he's corpse running awaiting his revenge because your still weak from your battle and he's pretty close. Thats where Cannibalize comes in handy. You dont have much time and theres a fresh body right next to you. Chow down! You'll have full life in no time. Cannibalize gives you 200% regen rate for 15 seconds with a 3 min. cooldown. Thats pretty awesome and your rearing to go when that guy gets back cuz when he revives he only has half of his life. Attack! Undead also have Shadow Resistance. Will of the Forsaken How many times have you dueled or fought one of those gayazzed warlocks and all they did was fear you and then shot you out of the sky. Well they can Activate Will of the Forsaken and be immune to fear, sleep, and charm for 20 seconds with a 3 min cooldown. Now thats what I call pimp. Theres my Racial Abilities report I hope you guys liked it and I hope I didn't offend any gnomes. Girdlepoo is not responsible for any offensive material and by readin the Title you agree to not sue me. So screw you and leave me alone. |